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The worst English I've ever seen in a video game

Blazing Star is a video game released for the SNK NEOGEO in 1998
The game is pretty good, however the same can not be said for the English in the game. So here is a quick look at it.

WATCH OUT! - The big one is closing in
The fist boss is not to bad

GOOD LUCK! - It's coming - Destroyed the space colony
The second boss however, is pretty shit
BRACE YOURSELF! - It's not the time to relax yet
It gets good again at the third boss
DANGEROUS! - Pay atention to backward
And then it gets back to shit
STAY COOL! - Someone wakes the noise up
STAY COOL! - Someone fucks the english up
WHAT'S THAT! - How huge that is
It's a pretty long boss so yeah, it's huge
DON'T BE PANIC - I hawe a bad hunch
It's the last boss, and let's just say: they saved the best for last
IT WAS DESTROYED "BRAWSHELLA" THE EVIL WEAPON AS THE RINGLEADER. NOW. NOW IT IS BROUGHT THE END OF THE INTERPLANNETARY WAR BETWEEN THE REMURIA AND THE MUTRAS. BY SOLDIERS WHO WAKE UP TO THE HUMAN HEART. ALSO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY BRAWSHELLA IS LIBERATED. PEACE MUST COME BACK SOON. THE SOLDIERS GO AWAY TO SEEK A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE IN PEACE. WITH A STRONG WISH THAT SUCH A WAR NEVER BREAK OUT AGAIN.
The ending is just pure text (horaay!!)

Not just that, it also taunts you when you die:
Are you serious?
Yes i am!


Hey poor player
Goodbye poor reader!!